Pizza Funeral

That is the best way I can described what happened at lunch today.

Ms. Banana, The Dog-Mother, New Girl, and Myself all decided we were going to get lunch today.

We all decided on Pizza. 

At first, we wanted to go here, but they don’t deliver before 4pm. 

after we all expressed our disappointment, we decided on this place

After waiting an eternity 30 minutes, the food arrived.

We all got up and started heading to the “eating area” and we noticed our boss was in there warming up food.

I then went downstairs to buy a soda from the vending machine. Upon my return, everyone was gone

I was slightly concerned, and went to my comrades for clarification.

It was then told to me by the Dog-Mother that the Big Bosses like to eat lunch around this time, and wouldn’t be happy with us in their at that time (plus we technically don’t work long enough shifts to get a “lunch break” )

Defeated, I took my box of pizza back to my cave cubicle, and ate in solitude, plotting one day for lunch freedom without holiday.

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5 Responses to Pizza Funeral

  1. Chaquita Banana says:

    This place makes me loose a little more of my sanity each day 😦 😦 😦

  2. mellownmighty says:

    Aww, that’s terrible. People need to be able to eat without fear of their bosses dropping the iron fist.

    But I can’t really speak much about that since my job put us in Lock-Up everyday. Uniform breaks and lunches with threats of being written up for being late or out of place without permission, but the bosses do whatever of course. *scratches skin underneath cubicle shackles with ball point pen*

  3. dtownsend23 says:

    Chaquita, Apparently we have to figure out “who is who” in the group photo.
    I’ve got 2 down pretty quick; How about you?

  4. birthday girl says:

    I don’t remember what my new name was/is (I know, shame, shame) but I’m sorry you guys didn’t get to eat together… I am completely out of witty replies (I use them up on my students during the day, hahaha) but felt compelled to write something considering I actually, for once, understood what was going on in a blog thread.

    What is there to figure out about a group photo? Doesn’t everyone know who everyone else is?? (and has Lady Talkalot ever done anything with that horrid goodbye video? or are they still torturing everyone with the switchblade from hell?)

  5. dtownsend23 says:

    no no, the group photo that is used in this blog.

    your name? think video store. not like Blockbuster, but more like a “mom and pop” establishment.

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